happy thanksksfigivings everyoene zlzolzzzlzzo

my favorite thanksgiving memoryryr was form college when i was in a band with long ah long hair lzozzlzoz

i was datingthis girl whose dad had gone to sewtest point WEST POINT SIR! and very conservative catholic famuly lzozzozozlzlz

so……. she wanted me to cut my hair to go to her house for thanksgiving zlozozl becuase

her cousin had just come out of the closter closet as a buthexer

and she dind’t think

that her family could handle both her gay cousin
and
her boyfiriend with long hair lzozlozoz

so i said, well, about i keep my hair long
and he stop da butthex for da weekend?

zlzozozlozoozozlzoz

true stororyssSS!!!!!

when i got there we were hahnging out in her room

and her dad the drill sargent came in
and told us it was not proper for a guy to see a girl’s bedroom
lzozozlzlzozlolz
so later dat night we went down to da basement
and played da legoes
and started making out
and i peeled her sweat pants offf lzozlzlzozozlzo
and i did her from behind (in da gina fo course as i do not butthex like tucker max whyemes with godlman sax lzozlzzo)
and instead of her dad the drill sargent coming in da basement
da GBFM drill sargent cummed on da buttox
when i pulled out after
drilling her like a sargent hooo-hah HOO HAH!

zlozzolzlzoooz

and I gave thanks for dat! after nice turkey dinner and conversatiin ion with butthexual cousin who was a nice guy

and dat is a true THANKS GIVING STORY

all d abest to you and yours!!!

gobblele gobblelzozozzolozlolzozlzozlzlozozlzozlz

today woemnz go 2 churrhc 2 find a beta or gammamale to pay for their three children forrm three fatehrs who pumped dand dudmped theier zazzez afetr asszzcockcing them lzozlzlzlzo

many of my greatest hits are on da roissy blog coments as like rosisy is da lead alpha and i am like the beta like that fat dude that conan pobrien had sitting next to him his sidekick whatsihis name or i am like th epaul schaver to da david letterman or that drummer dude from leno or conan obrien lzozozozlzl i forget which all late night pretty much sucksuxbuttheettxtx anywho

if you want 2 find more of my brillance google somethieng like greatbooksofrmen site:roissy.wordpress.com but like MAKE SURE YOU SPEELL IT RIRGHT!! OR YOU WON’t find nothings! lzozlzl or you can just google lzoozozl or googel lzozlzzl or google lzolzlzlzzl or try lozzozolzlzzll or google “lozlzozozl roissy” adn you will find all my brilliance all over da roissy blog jus like dat onetime i left my brilliance all over da chicks couch and we were lyingon the floor and i saw her little doggie chiwawaw little doggie chiwawa how the fuck do you spell chiwiwiaiaia????

but what i am sayin the point is after i left my brillianece all over he couch lzozozozl ya know what i mean and we were cuddling on teh floor i saw her little annyoning dog on the couc h lickig licking licking it up and she looks over at it and says “doggie! What are you eating!?!?!?!” lzozlzllzlzl she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed as anyobody with iq knew dman well what the dogg was eating splooogeating lozozozlzozo but maybe she had been bernakifiediritalinized and had lost her marbles so i just saidm, “gee i dunno i musta dropped a potoao chip on the ocunch” cause were eating potato shcips and watching some stooooopid dvd before halfway through i couldn’t take teh hollywood crap anyome and i busted a move on her which led to da inandout lzozozozlzoz and eventually fed her dog, so like everyone won and so yu see that makin love isn’t a zero sum game like wallstreet whcih is actually a negaive sum game as there are transactions costs in every trade and plus a funny thing is that the fed isgonna buy stocks is buying stocks so now hhahaha lzozlzoloz whn they announce taht unemployment is going up gone up, thestock makret soars!!! lzozozozozozozo as unemployment means that the fedgoonna print more money increase dent and buy more stocks to put more peopel out of work so they can create more debt and the stcolk market goes up and up and up lzozozlllzzoooz like my cocka and then suddenly we are lying on the floor cuddling and she goes, “i wonder what my doggie is eating on da couch? and i say whatever it is it ain’t what the fedis msloking nro what they’r eblowin up your ass lzozozozlzlozozozoozlzlzozozl omg lzozozozlzlz

any way earch fro gbfm or greatbooksformen n roissys blog andi any of you jobless smarties college phds want a job, feel free tomake d a rgreatbooksformen anthology zlzolzlzololzoozozozo

http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/06/12/a-chateau-emissary-delivers-speech-to-international-bankers/#comments

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http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/06/12/a-chateau-emissary-delivers-speech-to-international-bankers/

Here is the audio transcript (courtesy of reader johnny five):

Butthex Entitlement – Davos World Economic Forum

Let’s hope the powers that be listen before it’s too late.

lzozlzlzl

http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=142&action=edit

Neocon Butthex: symbology and terminology in the works of Great Books for Men

lzozllzozlozozlzlzzollzlz omg

with all da womnez classes out tehre studying how to get asscoked by men in college and then butthex them divroce court on down th line if igured it would be fun for some men’s classes lzozlzlzlzlz. wheree weo wuodk rea dteh greta books like homer dante shekapre roissy homre virgil dante roissy plato aristitle socrateces ciecero dante lzollzzlzllz omgh yahah

in our week devoted to keynsiean eocnomics we woudl read tucker max’s tsory about secritive tapoings of butthex without the girl’s conthen as well as charlotte allen’s take on tucker max from the weekly standfardth as they are far more honest about the nature of keynsian eocnomics than are the keynie wieneies. lzozlzllzl

in the same way the fed butthexes the dollar in secretive meetings after gambling away the peopel pensions, tucker tapes secrteiv etapings of butthex for persoanl profit and publishing enjoyment for teh noeocns lzozllzlzl. in the same way women say they detest assholes, while promoting tehir secrteive tapings ofasscokcing books and repeating the ir PR lies about tehir exaggertaed height and wiring tehm hundreds of thousands of dolalrs from simon and schuster like priscilla painton did lzozlzlzl, the fed says that it’s main job is to fight inflation and prevent bubbles, while it creates both. lzozlzl. i mena how else are you gonna transfer fiat debt into physical property and welath without mba buzzwords and womenz wearing short skirts fronting the inflation and deflation of bubbles up and down up and down as tucker maxth’s cock goes in and out in and out in teh secrteive tpings of tbutthex without teh girl’s contehnt that female execitives and promointent female reproeters enjoy amn d promote zlolzlzl womenz lzozllzlz what is uyp with womenz and asscockers? i’m gonna have 2 ask dem zlzozll lzolzllzzllz lzzolzlz zlozlzlz.

so you see why the fed loves funding womenz as both exist and have as their fundamental nature to say one thing and do the exact opposiite lzozlzl.

review:

THE FED: we exist to prevent bubbles and stave off inflation
(lzozllzl they creted teh dot com and hosuing bubles to transfer trilliosn in welath zlozlzlzllzllz as teh debt trickled on down and engulfed teh country lzozlzllz)

WOMEN: We want nice guys. Where ahave all teh nice guys gone?
(lozlzllzlzl they publish and promote secrteive tapers of butthex without teh girlths contehnt lzozlzlzl whne men ran the publsihing unindustry this didn’t happen lozozlzl which is why teh fed had to fund teh feminsit moevemnt–to get rid of classical NATRUAKL law and ORDER lzozlzlzlzl and thus freedom as there can be no freedom without law and order lzozlz)

omg lzozlzlz

the GBFM textbooks are being written! lzozllzlz

the critics are deocnstructing and debating me! lzozlzlzlzl faster than a neocon on an anus to publish and profit off of secrtive tapings of butthex stories in teh neocn mags and publishing houses!

lottsa people think i am roissy even my mom called me roissy the otehr night and so did this chick i had over but then i relaized she was saying “your face is glossy” because whe was on e and meth and i had been down there getting my face shellacked on her caidllac pussy lzozlzllzlzlzl

the debate so far:

http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot.com/2010/06/lolzlozlzozlzolzolzolzol.html

I’m pretty sure GBFM is actually a parody of the commenters on Roissy’s blog. He doesn’t beleive any of the stuff. It’s just satire.

I don’t know why some people seem to like GBFM. I think he’s annoying and I always skip reading his posts.

Silly stuff. I wonder what valuable purpose it serves. By the way, have you seen the “Robin Hood Oath?”

http://constitutionparti.blogspot.com/

Anon and Greenlander…you both couldn’t be more wrong. GBFM has a method to his madness, but the things he’s referring to are very real. Simplified…but when you understand exactly how the Federal Reserve operates, and how the elites have socially engineered society to create the current dystopia we inhabit, you would understand precisely what GBFM is talking about.

Keoni, I understand that he’s making some valid points. Feminism, the Federal Reserve, government ponzi schemes, etc. destroying this country. I read The Economist cover to cover every single week. I get it.

I’m just saying that his PRESENTATION is annoying. Why can’t he make his points in proper English and sentence structure like the rest of the civilized world?

lozlzlzozlzlzl my presentation is annoying. lzozlzl wahahaha whahahahaha whahahhahahahahahahahh!!!

never in a million years will be betas in tehir singel mom’s basements (lsiteing to her bang fed-funded cock which their real beatdads must pay for lzozozolz) ever call out teh billion trillion dolalr bailouts nor the fifty million aborted fetsuthes nor tghe secrteive tapings ofa sscocking butthexing sessions for neocon publishing and profits, but instead, they will rail against my spelling lzozlzlzlzlzl i can’t decide who is more annoyting the aging neocn ladies or the fanboyz in tehir single mom’s basements lzozlzllzlzlzl

at least when the tyranny begins the propagnda will be spelled corretcly–that is the fanboys and enocns gretaest concthern, that butthex is spelled properly–buttthhhhetthhxhxhx

lozlzlllz

http://www.misandryreview.com/hawaiian-libertarian/2010/06/02/lolzlozlzozlzolzolzolzol/

lzozlzlzlzlzl

http://www.inmalafide.com/2010/06/05/the-mencius-moldbug-of-the-roissysphere/

I secretly think GBfM is Roissy’s alter-ego. lozlzlzzl

The problem with GBFM is that large swaths of Austrian macro are batshit crazy. When it comes to economics, there really are worse things in heaven and earth than Ben Bernanke. Money is the hardest subject in all of economics and while Ben Bernanke and the mainstream macroeconomists are not the fountains of wisdom they think they are, there are no easy, mechanistic solutions to problems in human behaviour, such as how to best run the currency system. Keynes may have inspired all sorts of silly ideas among his followers, but his essential insight that a demand for money can reduce the demand for everything else is completely true.

The person writing these posts might be a perfectly cogent individual who’s writing them in jest, but either way, it’s fucking annoying. I wouldn’t be surprised if GBFM is Fifth Column like you suggested MikeeUSA is.

hey wat d u losers have against star wars figures and using them to demonstrate the basic principles of eocnomics so as 2 ediucate faculty jmembers as 2 the differences beteween keynisain and aystrian eocnomcicici?

lozlzlzlzl how else is one supposed to demo the fdifference between butthex and holding hands?<<<<<<<<<<<<

I suppose a Ken doll alternatively butthexing a Barbie and a GI Joe seems more graphically illustrative to me, but there's no accounting for aesthetic tastes, is there?

“The “Federal Reserve” is simply GBFM’s reference to the power elite…the social engineers of society.”

I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand by any longer and watch people get played like fools. GBFM doesn’t have some grand theory of the world. He’s a satire of the more outrageous comments over at Roissy’s blog.

That’s why he uses ridiculous internet slang and vague, ambiguous references to various concepts that have nothing to do with one another, i.e. Tucker Max and Ben Bernanke. He wants to intentionally sound stupid in order to discredit the people who agree with his comments.

Mencius Moldbug is the wrong analogy. The correct analogy is Tina Fey and Sarah Palin. GBFM is to Roissy’s commenters as Tina Fey’s impersonation is to Palin.

@Dave from Hawaii

I don’t think GBFM is clueless. In fact, I think he’s a very clever troll. My question to you: if he has a truly cogent point to make, why is he using the ridiculous slang and obtuse references? Why not just talk like a normal human being?

lozlzlzlzlzlzlzl yah “Why not just talk like a normal human being?”

yah why not depocnstruct teh greta books and classics and why not exile fatehrs form the home and wage war on fatherhood and manhood lzozlzlzl yah why not bail out the feminbanks with billions while reclaiming tghe common man’s homes and pensions lzozlzllzlzlzlzllz?

why not?

why not?

why not?

asstrards aklaklak izkzkzkkz

i ocunter all the asstards fanboyz in teh thread iwth my gbfm brilliance lozlzl

lozlzlzlzlzlzl you fucktards

it’s not a fucking conspiracy theory you fucks

it’s happeing right out in fornt of your fucking faces you ass fucks

jesus chcist sometime i lose all hope in men as all you beta mastabetas are playing vidoe games in your single mom’s baesment as she’s banging fed dufnded druggie cock up above and your reall dad has to fund her banging random coks lkzozllzllzllzl omg lzozlzl

and then you crucify people who spit truth 2 power and go “whahaha whahah whahah poeple at elite institutions are very nithe and they would never bankrupt a country nor would women kill 50,000,000 unborn.”

wake. the. fuck. up. you fuckityfuckmastabetas.

women just murderd 50,000,000 unborn by their chocie alone lzozlzlzlz after the fed deosuled them in asscocking sessions in college it was easy to get them to turn on their iunborn lzozlzllzlzl that’s why the bankers fund assocking and fmeinisms lzozlzlz

and 2 our coutry is fucking bankrup you stupid fucks.

50,000,000 unborn murdered and we’re trillions of dollars in the hole (lzozlz the gina).

it didn’t just happen you FUCKS.

the poeple who count every penny abd whose life revolves around obtaining welath certainly did not place us 14 trillion in debt by mistake you ass cocks. no–they got to spend that 14 trillion created form thin air, which your chidlren and you must now pay off lzozlzlzlzllzlz

not all of you are stupid fucks, but too many of you are.

for teh stupid fucks go hang out at maxim and cosmo.

leave realiuty and truth to the men and the great books 4 men. lzozlzlzlzl

all you stupid fucks have juyst been passed by womenz who have been trained to tempt and take all that men make–lzozlzllzlz

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/05/the-end-of-men/8135

lozlzlzllzlz

relax men

women may have more jobs and get paid more but remember it’s all in debt-based dollars that ben bernanke prints at will

see the fiat masters conquered our country and when conquering a country it was custumary to kill the menz and let the womenz live on to pump ‘em zlozzllzl

but the fiat masterz said “hey why not keep the men aorund lzozllzlzlzlz, and what would be even funnier would be to have the men who create and produce everything be managed by soulless whores who we butthexed at harvard and yale thusly deosulling them. lzozlzllzlzzl! and now the osulles harpies are transferring the man’s assetts to us–the money masters who create money out of thin air; whether the soulles harpies are doing it throuigh marraige and divorce or as MBA managers lzozlzlzllzlzlozzlzlo.” omg lozlzllz

–http://www.inmalafide.com/2010/06/05/the-mencius-moldbug-of-the-roissysphere/

and then i stick up for ol roissy roiisy

name one blog that gets more traffic/comments than roissy’s

roissy’s got staying power 2 go all night long and then the next whole day and night too nonstop into ten years and a hundred years on down the road like homer virgil shakespeare lzozlzl as rtruth is immortal and does not care what betaboyz think lzozlzlzl

u guys can’t even compete with a truckload of viagragra lzozlzlzlzl

lozzllzlzlz

http://www.inmalafide.com/2010/06/05/the-mencius-moldbug-of-the-roissysphere/

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?t=191519

and the bible too about sodom and gomorroah did yuknow taht sodomycame form sodom and gonnoreah came from gommroah? lzozllz kidding about that second one i doubt it did but maybe who knows i have never had eitehr sodomy nor gonorreah and i ahve never been to sodom nor gomoorrah

sodom must;ve been a funny place lzolzlozolllzzll and a crazy party or two and the editor in chiefstress priscilla painton at simon and schuster would have fit right in publishing tucker max’s books yah i betin gmorrah they had a tower of babel with the ofices of simon and schuster at the top across the hall form the fed lzozlzlzllzlzlzlzllzlzlz

sometimes i wonder if poets and prophets can still change the world?

or have they trainde too, too many women to hate, and dumbed down and drugged up too many menz? have they destoryed too many fathers and killed to many families? have the y deocnstructed tyoo many books and spilled too much blood and aborted too many fetuthes as one is one too many. have they prescribed ritalin to too many cretaive sols in chool in prozac to too many who need to be depressed and face it when they abort fetuses as god gave us feelings and makes us not pay attention to boring stae corproate teachers as all creativity comes from not paying attention to the state lzozlzzll and now it is diagnoses as a diseas lzozlzlz.

lozlzlzzlzl

well juust wanted to say i luv u all and nice 2 know ya and welcomes abords lzozlzl

and 2 asnwer my own above questions
let me jsut say
teh great books
wouldn’t be great
if they weren’t immortal
and they offer us redemption
the moment we start living by tehir ideasl
and epic higher stories
so put down your hate and your secretive butthex tape
and pick up a cross
and come follow me
and let me shoulderyour burden
for my yoke is light
dante wrote la vita nuova–the new life
and it is time 4 u to find your new life
for to loseth one’s old way is to fuind the new path
so do not fear
lozlzlzlzlzlz omg wtf am i saying lzozlzlz
i almost blew my cover here as teh messiah lzozlzllll i hide it beind all my lzozlzllzlzlzlzlzlzlles but a couple of you ahve caught on lzozlzlzlzllzlzl

i gots my fiat cash from ben bernake,
gettin’ my dinner from the herb beta,
texting GBFM for a midnight spank me,
i don’t butthex, but i’m no playa hata

lzozllzllzlzlzl

when you’re on a date know taht the girl is working for the federal reserve as she is trying 2 get you to pay for gaining access to the pussy she gave away for free lots in college when she was younger hotter tighter during all the mandatory pre-cats-spinsterhood prima noctae deosuling sessions, in teh same way the fed gets you to bail out the banks who just gambled your pensions savings away when they were younger hooter tighter… or somethihnng… you get my drift .. unless you are a betadipshit lzozlzlzl

lozlzllzlzllz

from an early age womenz are deosuled by over sexulization of briteny spears mileyly cyrus bratz dolls lozlzlzlzlzlzlz as ocmmanded by the fed which must desoul women to make them less loyal t2 god husband family lzozlzl and more loyal 2 the fed lzozllzl and the almighty fiat dollar (which is basless debt zlzozlzlzlz). a fiat system inverts all of entirety exalting secretive tapoers of butthex to the pinnacles of publsihing, while deconstructing teh great books anbd classics lzozllzlzlzl

so when you are out with a womenz buying her dinner chances are

0) she is working for the fed lzozlzl what do you think law shcool business school trains womenz 2 do? to serve teh almighty fiat dollar above all else lzozllzzl and use buzzwords and short skirts to convert fiat debt into physical welath and property as teh fiat debt trickles on down and the phsyical wleath ghushes on up lzozlzlllzlzl ever wonder why goldman sax rhymes with tucker max & gets richer and richer as poeple get poorer and poorer and teh national debt grows and grows? someone must be spenidng the money that is augmenting the debt for everyone else lzozllzz and that would be goldman sachs and the warfare and welfare states it funds, alongside fmeinism, which denies a women her greater chance for glorya nd story and uses her temptress wiles to help the fiat masters convert fiat debt into property lzozlzlzl. poor ladies they end up butter and alone and soulless with cats as teh fed goes lzozlzlzlzlllzllzlzlzlzl women’s right to choose!!
1) someone had her hotter younger tighter for free and you are now buying her dinner
2) she was deosuled in secrteive tpaings of assoccking sessions taped without her conthent which the neocns are fond of lzozlzll
3) when she texts during dinner she is setting up plans for a midnight assocking sessiomn with an alpha who creates welath from thin air someone like the head of the fed who wires it to goldman sax which rhymes witgh tucker max lozlzllzlzl who gets book deals from women-riun publishing houses like simon ans shcuster lzolzlzl because tehy dleight in his debt-creating debuachery-creating art succeth of losing ten million on a twelve million film as well as his asscocking sessions and secretiev tapings of butthex iwthout their girlsths contehnt which he publishes for both neocon pleaseure and profit lzozlzllz
4) if you do get married 2 her there is a fifty percent chance it will end in divroce. lolzlzl would you get on airplane if it crashed 50% of the time? lzozlzllzlzlo hell no!! and what if, after it crashed bevcause your wife was fucking some biker drummer mba in teh cockpit (as he put his cock in her cock pit lzozlzl), what if after she cuased it to crash, you had to give her half your assets and begin paying for past use of her pussy? lzozllzllzlzl plus by going down once the plane will have gone down more times than your wife once she is married–dats a joke! lzozlzllzllz
5) 2/3 to 3/4 of womenz initiate divorce as it transfers a mans assett s to teh fed/divorce regime as womenz are trianed to do in school with promises of her ex husband having to pay alimonies for past use of a pussy and fund and reward her further asscocking sessions tthat hshe hand’t had since college but whcih she missed dearly lzozlzlzloz (once back never back! lzozlzl or once in the back door, nver back! or you make your own joke here lzozllzlzzl i hate puns) she will get full rights 2 the kids and take them with her for her array of step boyfirends/fathers 2 abuse as abuse skyrockets in fmailies where the real dad is absent lzozlzlzlzlzllz, which is why the fiat neooncs detest fatherhood and the heoric spriit zlozllzlzl and love womenz who “tame men” lzozlzlzl and keep them from accessing tehir Natural Rights lzozlzl
6) rising womenz generlaly make more than men these days as they are paid in fiat dollars which really only create debt and so it is that womenz excel at creating debt and they call this wokr lzolzllzlzlzl so let them buy some fiat dinners and drinks with their fiat dollarz lzozlzll

seriously do u guys still date?

i mean i love the laides but they look down on guys who ask them out. lzozllzlzlzlzl

last chcik i hooked up with shared this rap with me:

i gots my fiat cash from ben bernake,
gettin’ my dinner from the herb beta,
texting GBFM for a midnight spank me,
i don’t butthex, but i’m no playa hata

lzozllzllzlzlzl

univeristies are at the tip (tit lzozlzlzoz) of our debt empire

over the past thirty years or so univeristies desouled women in prima noctae assocking sessins (some of tehm secretly taped iwthout thei girls conthent as the neocons like it best) and they sent the army forth to 1) transfer assetts form menz, 2) destory the family, 3) murder 50,000,000 unborn innocent souls, 4) hype and sell sub prime loans while wearing short skirts lzozlzlzlzllzlzlz 5) lure men into marriage iwth their coconpirators the ministers who front the legal system that does what no pimp would wever do–charge men for past use of a pussy lzolsoslslslslslslslslsls

the fembot army;s main corporate state job is to create debt debauchery destiutution debt divorce deconstruction and devastation lzozlzlzlz

and they have succeeded!! lzozlzlzlzlzlzl

today our debt deficit will be greater than the gnp!!!!1

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http://community.feministing.com/2009/09/why-are-female-executives-publ.html

Why are Female Executives Publishing Tucker Max?

Saw this floating around. good question!

MCCOY MOUNTAIN
ART, FILM, & LITERATURE GUILD OF AMERICA

Ms. Priscilla Painton

Simon & Schuster Editor in Chief

RE: ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST, Secretive Tapings of Anal Sex without The Girl’s Consent, Corporate Douchebaggery, and the Epic Failure of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Despite the fact that teenagers nationwide are going to hear gem pick-up lines like “get away from me or I’m going to carve another fuck hole in your torso”, what truly crowns this film as an epic fail is its apologetic attempt to masquerade gratuity as an Apatovian bromance. –http://www.thelmagazine.com/newyork/we-hope-you-can-still-get-alcohol-poisoning-in-hell/Content?oid=1291260

“Little Italy is fighting back against Tucker Max ‘s controversial ad campaign . Yeah, that poster on the right says, “Blind Girls Never See You Coming.” Va fan culo, indeed.” –http://gothamist.com/2009/09/21/tucker_max.php

Dear Ms. Painton,

I and my colleagues in the ART, FILM & LITERATURE GUILD have a couple questions regarding the direction you are taking Simon and Schuster in. Why are you guys/gals hating on art, literature, culture and America? It was recently brought to our attention that you are intent on publishing Tucker Max’s ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST, and that your company actually gave him a $300,000 advance for his fart art. As the editor in chief of Simon and Schuster, owned the CBS corporation, do you truly believe Assholes Finish First? It is oft said that girls like “bad boys.” Does Tucker’s fart art douchebag wit titillate and excite you? Is that why you are publishing and profiting from it? Did you laugh during Tucker’s recent film flop when what’s-his-name stated that overweight women aren’t real people? Do you smile smugly when your billion-dollar corporation profits from douchebaggery?

http://gawker.com/5363233/tucker-maxs-campaign-of-hate-against-chicagos-transit-system “The ads were poetic ditties of white text on a black background . Like: “Blind girls never see you coming” and “Strippers Will Not Tolerate Disrespect (Just Kidding).”"

“Over at the Washington, D.C., premiere, Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese and African-American women, the former for being employed as a pedicurist, and the latter for having a name he finds funny.”

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/

Do you enjoy profiting from making fun of Asians and overweight women? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/148314040

http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com

http://tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com

Does this make you laugh Ms. Painton? It is not too late to choose the right direction for Simon and Schuster and CBS and walk away from publishing Assholes Finish First . At most it will bring in a few pennies, which will lead everyone to conclude that you and CBS aren’t in it for the money, but just the debauchery and destruction of the culture. As Tucker Max pointed out, the feminist movement empowered women and gave them the right to choose the art they affiliated with and promote. So now, with all the power in your hands, what will you chose on behalf of women all over the world? Please do us proud and choose the right thing.

“The ad campaign for the new flick “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” includes slogans like “Deaf Girls Can’t Hear You Coming” and “Strippers Will Not Tolerate Disrespect (Just Kidding!).”"

–http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/New-Movie-Ads-Take-Offensive-to-the-Max-59695522.html

Why is corporate America, under your direction Ms. Painton, forcing epic “Richard Kelly” fail fart art and film on the common public? Do you also find secretive tapings of anal sex without the girl’s consent to be entertaining and titillating art?

http://gawker.com/5363233/tucker-maxs-campaign-of-hate-against-chicagos-transit-system

Let’s talk for a sec about something Tucker glamorizes and pretends is funny in his ‘book’: filming a naked women in his bedroom without her consent. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that while he’s doing this he is coaxing the girl to have anal sex with him, an exploitative act that a guy like him probably especially enjoys.

–http://www.bitchmagazine.org/post/douchebag-decree-marketing-tucker-max

– http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/11/the-rapiest-quotes-from-i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell/

“OK, we can try anal sex , but I want it to be special and romantic. …. process: I was going to fuck her in the butt and film it without her consent ,” — http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml

Do you and the CBS Corporation find this entertaining? As you know, sodomy is a sin in the Old Testament as is sex out of wedlock and fornication. What is your motivation in working with those who promote and profit from secretive tapings of anal sex?

Do you find such “literature” and “art” to be representative of Simon and Schuster and CBS?

“In one of his most notorious pieces, he convinces a girl to have anal sex and tapes it without her consent.” — http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/feature/2009/09/08/tucker_max/

Despite the fact that teenagers nationwide are going to hear gem pick-up lines like “get away from me or I’m going to carve another fuck hole in your torso”, what truly crowns this film as an epic fail is its apologetic attempt to masquerade gratuity as an Apatovian bromance. –http://www.thelmagazine.com/newyork/we-hope-you-can-still-get-alcohol-poisoning-in-hell/Content?oid=1291260

Ms. Painton–do you find that entertaining? Is it good literature? Do you consider demeaning stories about having sex with midgets good literature? Do you consider it good business to make fun of Asians, overweight women, and minorities so as to bolster your bottom line?

What is driving you to publish Assholes Finish First ? What are your motivations? Money? America does not want Tucker Max, as demonstrated this past weekend at the boxoffice. Do you find these signs to be entertaining/a good CBS investment?

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/15/tucker-max-fans-fight-rape-with-racism/

Is Tucker Max’s fan base the group that Simon & Schuster is seeking to serve under your leadership?

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/14/tucker-max-too-sexist-for-ad-space/

It seems that America believes otherwise as Richard Kelly and Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell has proven to be a colossal artistic and financial failure.

“Not faring so well, however, was the Tucker Max adaptation I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, which took in $369,000 from 120 theaters with a well-below-average $3,075 per-screen average.” — http://www.movieweb.com/news/NEdXykfeBDXwhe

So Priscilla, please tell us about your douchetastic love affair with Tucker Max and his fart art. Does it really titillate you as a woman and feminist? Say it isn’t so! Is this good Simon and Schuster/CBS branding? Why did your massive billion-dollar corporation reward Tucker with a $300,000 advance?

“Little Italy is fighting back against Tucker Max ‘s controversial ad campaign . Yeah, that poster on the right says, “Blind Girls Never See You Coming.” Va fan culo, indeed.” –http://gothamist.com/2009/09/21/tucker_max.php

Does CBS and Simon & Schuster approve of registering fake email accounts to promote stories regarding secretive tapings of anal sex without the girl’s consent?

” The lack of traditional plugs forced Max to promote his web site and book via the internet. He would create fake e-mail accounts and then bombard entertainment sites and news aggregators with links to his material.” — http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/11/tucker_max_sxsw/

For this, your billion-dollar corporation rewarded Tucker with a $300,000 advance.

“Max may have to concentrate on his agent style business moving forward because he’s running out of material. He’s received a $300,000 advance for a second version of his drunken, sexual exploits – a tome that will contain the stories not ripe enough for the first cut.” — http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/11/tucker_max_sxsw/

Are you proud of Simon & Schuster and your corporation? Funding and encouraging hype, failure, douchebaggery, debauchery, lies, secretive tapings of anal sex without the girl’s consent, and making fun of Asians, overweight women, and minorities. Is that what attracts you to Tucker Max, or is it the epic artistic and financial failure of his film?

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/i_hope_they_serve_beer_in_hell/

“I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell fails in its attempts at raunchy humor, and Tucker Max comes across so unlikable and outrageous that the film’s inevitable story arc feels forced.”

It is not too late to choose the right direction for Simon and Schuster and walk away from publishing Assholes Finish First .

Best,

McCoy Mountain & The ART, FILM & LITERATURE GUILD

–http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/148314040

Will Priscilla Painton at Simon & Shuster still Publish *beep* Finish First?

the title makes no sense. *beep* might finish first in some silly women’s eyes, but they epic fail in reality, as demonstrated by tucker’s epic fart art film fail, which priscilla painton is pretendning not to notice.

What’s up with women these days?

It seems the more they run things, the more they try to force douchebag fart art on everyone:

Former ‘Time’ Exec. Relieves Venerable Editor Mayhew At Simon & Schuster

http://gawker.com/5002333/former-time-exec-relieves-venerable-editor-mayhew-at-simon–schuster

Anywho, does Priscilla Painton at Simon & Shuster have a personal vendetta against asians, minorities, overweight women, and little people?

Does she think tucker’s ads are cute and humorous?

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/New-Movie-Ads-Take-Offensive-to-the-Max-59695522.html

Does she get off on this?

“The ad campaign for the new flick “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” includes slogans like “Deaf Girls Can’t Hear You Coming” and “Strippers Will Not Tolerate Disrespect (Just Kidding!).”

Is that supposed to be funny?” –http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/New-Movie-Ads-Take-Offensive-to-the-Max-59695522.html

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/

Is this the new face and culture of simon and schuster?

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/15/tucker-max-fans-fight-rape-with-racism/

Does Priscilla Painton at Simon and Schuster giggle at secretive tapings of anal sex without the girl’s consent and also this:

http://www.penguinblogs.ca/davidson/archives/00000079.html

http://tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com/2008/08/sillylittlefreak.html

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_absinthe_donuts_story.phtml

“11:17: The girl starts saying something about what a horrible person I am. I stare at her, but I am not listening. I am preparing myself. I am B-Rabbit. This is the final battle rap. I will win the hostile crowd:

[I interrupt the fat girl] “Ward, I think you’re being a little hard on the Beaver, [as I point to each in turn] so is Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Miss Cleaver.”

[To the fat guy with greasy hair in the camo vest] “Look out everyone! It’s the Pillsbury Commando! Hey Chunk, when was the last time you washed your hair? Does it give you more hit points to have that grease helmet? I hate to break the news, but +5 defense only counts in Dungeons and Dragons.”

[To the ugly Asian girl] “Why you no rike me? You want me frip over? You no piss me off! ME FIND YOU IN POCKING ROT!! YOU NO TAKE MING ARIVE!!”

[To the small frail dork--I notice he has a lazy eye] “Dude–Look at me when I’m talking to you–BOTH EYES AT ONCE. Are you really this ugly or are you just playing? EVERYONE, BE CAREFUL, THIS GUY LURKS UNDER THE STAIRS AND TRIES TO LICK YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU PASS BY!”

[To the original fatty, pause for effect] “Why do you do this to yourself? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF? Look, I’m gonna give you some advice-leave the party, take the geek squad with you, go to Denny’s, order about 10 Grand Slam Breakfasts, and eat your pain away. Won’t be the first time will it?”

11:19: I am finished. The kitchen is quiet, except for Eddie and Rich laughing. The four freaks are completely speechless. Everyone is staring at me. I blurt out, “WHAT? I’m pretty sure it’s what Jesus would’ve done.” Eddie and Rich promptly remove me from the kitchen.”

Is Priscilla Painton publishing tucker’s next book for the love of literature, art, or money?

‘Cause it seems that those who work with tucker generally hate and lose literature, art, and money.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priscilla_Painton

http://www.theladyfinger.com/2009/09/tucker-max-brings-his-misogyny-to-big.html

“What ensues, according the film’s trailer, is alcohol-fueled misogynistic mayhem. Max has sex with several women, including, to his smug satisfaction, a dwarf.”

See? That is the clever banker ruse.

Have women such as Priscilla fund and promote it, while others protest it, enriching the bankers as marriage is destroyed and the state is grown.

http://www.stephenbaskerville.net/

“A Site about the Divorce Regime, Family Court Corruption,
and Government’s War on Fathers”

“The divorce regime is the most totalitarian institution ever to arise in the United States. Its operatives in the family courts and the social service agencies recognize no private sphere of life. “The power of family court judges is almost unlimited,” according to Judge Robert Page of the New Jersey family court. “Social workers are perceived to have nearly unlimited power,” a San Diego Grand Jury concludes. “Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Total immunity [enjoyed by social workers] is absolute power.”

The divorce regime is responsible for much more than “ugly divorces,” “nasty custody battles,” and other clichés. It is the most serious perpetrator of human and constitutional rights violations in America today. Because it strikes the most basic institution of any civilization – the family – the divorce regime is a threat not only to social order but to civil freedom. It is also almost completely unopposed. No political party and no politicians question it. No journalists investigate it in any depth. A few attorneys have spoken out, but they are eventually suspended or disbarred. Some academics have written about it, but they soon stop. No human rights or civil liberties groups challenge it, and some positively support it. Very few “pro-family” lobbies question it. This is because the divorce regime operates through money, political power, and fear.” — http://www.stephenbaskerville.net/

–http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/148314040

Have you seen/read END THE FED by Ron Paul? “Everyone must read this book–Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans–all Americans.”
–Vince Vaughn

When you think about it, Tucker Max was the Fed’s ultimate creation–a soulless, debased douchebag:

“My name is Tucker Max, and I am an *beep*

Think about it–Tucker’s motto @ http://tuckermax.com could be the Fed’s motto:
“I get excessively drunk via inflating the currency at inappropriate times, disregard social norms (funding feminism/debauchery & debasement of the family/currency/culture/tucker max(educated at the Fed’s University of Chicago’s School of Economics (school of freakanomics) and Duke scholarship)), indulge every whim/war, ignore the consequences of my actions/bubbles/bailouts, fund idiots and posers and tucker-max-like CEOs, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable/luring them with fiat currency & a fiat-funded bus, and just generally act like a raging darko/douchebag/dickhead.”

What do you think of Ron Paul’s new book–End the Fed?

End the Fed

Review for End The Fed
“Rarely has a single book not only challenged, but decisively changed my mind. “
–Arlo Guthrie

“Everyone must read this book–Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans–all Americans.”
–Vince Vaughn

Vince Vaughn is a far, far better actor/director/writer than Tucker Max, so it makes sense that Tucker and his jealous friends at the Fed detest Arlo Guthrie and Vince Vaughan as well as art, film, and literature.

The book has much better reviews and is far-higher ranked than Tucker’s douchey books/film/trailer–Five solid stars!

Why do you donnie darko douchos/cbs haterz hate on art, the Constitution, morality, goodness, sound money, peace, prosperity, love, the family, kindness, and Ron Paul so much?

And like the Fed, tucker privatizes all the profits of his private jet while sharing all the risk with his volunteer employees, who work for free.

“Feminism which espoused “women’s rights” actually has driven femininity underground, torn the sexes asunder, and stripped woman of recognition for being wives and mothers, roles essential to their own fulfillment, to men, and to children and society.” –http://www.savethemales.ca/

– http://www.amazon.com/Save-Males-Matter-Women-Should/dp/1400065798

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